I wonder how people without children would react to this conversation that occurs daily in my home. Actually, I kind of wonder how my pre-child self would have reacted.
3 year old, yelling from across the house: “Mommy, I gotta go potty!”
Mommy, yelling from the kitchen sink or other maternal location: “OK, just Pee Pee or Stinky?”
3 year old, almost to his destination therefore getting louder: “Stinky!”
Mommy: “Call me when you are done.”
3 year old, a few short minutes later: “DONE!”
Mommy, after dropping everything and making the trek to the toilet to perform her duty: “Wow, that was a 3 wiper.. strong work, son! Way to go. And don’t forget to flush.”