64 Year Old Mom, but not Mine :)

So, my mom’s birthday was February 25th and I thought I posted this then!  Apparently, it was lost in my Drafts folder so… better late than never!

I love you, Mom.  And for anyone wondering… this story is not about her, hehe.

In honor of  Jane Groman Roberts’ birthday ;), I thought I’d share this recent news story I came across.

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 64-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
‘May I see the new baby?’ I asked
‘Not yet,’ She said ‘I’ll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.’
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, ‘May I see the new baby now?’
‘No, not yet,’ She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, ‘May I see the baby now?’
‘No, not yet,’ replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, ‘Well, when can I see the baby?’

‘When he cries!’ she told me.

‘WHEN HE CRIES?’ I demanded.

‘Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?’

‘BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!!!’

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~ by jenevangelista on March 8, 2011.

2 Responses to “64 Year Old Mom, but not Mine :)”

  1. Just remember what Bill Cosby said…I brought YOU into this world AND I CAN TAKE YOU OUT!! (just saying……….)

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